“If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.”— Robert Downey Jr. (rdjsaidwhatnow)
That is why I love him!
I am looking for jobs for other people. I know it’s been said before, but seriously, I swear employers are just straight up trolling the unemployed these days.
“O HAI THERE. We’d like to hire someone for this entry level position at $30K/year.. but with a minimum of 2 years experience”

Mad Men Promotes Fifth Season With Minimalistic Teaser Poster
what could this mean?!?!?!
ALL OF THE DIVORCES
ALL OF THE ALCOHOLISM
ALL OF THE SEXUAL PROMISCUITY
Haha, what the fuck is this? If I didn’t know any better, I’d think this poster was advertising for a movie exclusively about chest hair.
Chest Hair: The Movie
- Starring Chest Hair
- Produced by Chest Hair
- Written by Chest Hair,
- From a Novel by Chest Hair
I don’t know, I would watch a movie about Chest Hair.
so sometimes, I get so anxious that I feel like throwing up.
it’s one of those nights.
(via accidentallydomesticated)
“dammit, I have to do everything myself around here”
nonstop cleaning
bwahahahahaha




